12/30 While we are moving around naked in the sun, like proto-humans on a primordial tropical beach, we’re trying to care, with G’s help, for the remote cat. Surprisingly the heating turned on just normal this morning and the temperature started to rise. After much research, mostly analyzing the model numbers of the devices which G photographed for us, it turns out the heating may have been working properly all the time. It’s just that it can’t heat more than 40 degrees above what’s outside, and if that’s 10, then Link won’t have more than 50.